Dave's Opening Statement

I am co-creating Blog You in the Schnoz as a place where I can voice my opinions on various topics, which usually cause an argument between me and my co-creator/girlfriend/rival, Amanda. Here I will take these topics and combine deductive reasoning, strong rationalization, and theological examinations to come up with a well-educated statement of opinion as well as a intellectual body of defense. In short, I will use this blog to prove that during disputes with Amanda, I am right about 90% of the time, and the other 10% I will pretend that I am to the point where Amanda will just surrender out of frustration.

Another reason I am making this blog is to prove to Amanda that the world will often agree with my opinion over hers. Also it is a place to not only organize my thoughts but to compare and more often contrast our thoughts and opinions.

It is important that I note here, in my opening statement, what I define as winning a dispute. To me, winning a dispute is not about who is right or who is wrong, its about who can make a better argument and convince as many people as they can that they are right. In many ways I think it is much more impressive to win an argument with what is probably the wrong response or unfavorable opinion, which If you know me, I usually always have.

Since I expect Amanda to attack my intellect and share a number of embarrassing stories and events, I have purposely used as many big words in this opening statement as I could. In conclusion, a warning to my rival, watch your back or you will be blogged in the schnoz. -->